Me trying to explain “Love Boat” to someone who’s never heard of it:
"So the show takes place on this Princess Cruise line and the crew is like the characters. You have the captain and a bartender, a cruise director, stuff like that. And every week there are special guests, like bad D-list actors and weird cameos like Andy Warhol, and they have adventures in love. Maybe one of them is looking for love or maybe there’s a couple that’s been married for fifty years and they want to rekindle that spark. So always things would start off good, and then they’d get in a stupid fight, maybe breakup, and then they’d make up at the end and realize that they had what they wanted all along."