So, our mom wants the Volcom Fight Night Satchel. First we were like, “WOAH, Nelly! We totally saw it first!” and then we realized that hey, it’s a pretty cool bag. We’re pretty mature. We can totally handle having the same bag as our mom. Besides, she’s 3,000 miles away. No one will know we have the same bag!

…Except for all the people on the internet we just told. Y’all can keep a secret, right?